Wasted Carbon

When I’m drivin’ down the road and I see a car in front of me with an Obama bumper sticker, I can’t help but feel awash with disdain. Truly. It’s all I can do to keep myself from pulling up next to the car and spitting on the misinformed, douchbag driving.
To me, those bumper [...]

We all know that the bag-of-wind Barack Obama will NEVER be re-elected to a second term as President of this great nation, but what will he do once his ass gets booted from the Whitehouse? Here are some of my predictions…
1. Obama will become a talk show host and continue to soak-up the [...]

As our nation continues to hop along like a three-legged, neutered toy poodle, I can’t help but think of the glory days… Remember the days when we were a super-power nation? That was something huh? We were strong, somewhat unified, and respected – feared even. Ahhh…

What a fucking nightmare [...]

It’s amazing to me – a member of congress yelling “You lie!” at President Obama. How dare he do that!

WastedCarbon.com has obtained a copy of the Obama administration’s latest methods to extract information from detainees and enemy combatants. Some of these techniques are not for the faint-of-heart. Please remember, these people are our enemies and the information they may have could save American lives.

I’m referring to the ridiculous, soon-to-be-infamous, White House Beer Summit with Obama, his dopey sidekick Joe Biden, Sgt. James Crowley, and Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr.