Wasted Carbon

I hate Dave Matthews Band. I am, however, conflicted as to why this is. I’m close to working it out… I have compiled the following equation in attempts to properly quantify my hatred for him:
Obnoxious, faggy, elevator, whitebread music + over-the-top obnoxious, dork fans = source of my hatred for [...]

Goodbye, Les Paul. Thanks for the music.