Wasted Carbon

I’m not putting too much faith in Microsoft or their new Microsoft Security Essentials. I’m guessing the fact that it’s free software is a good sign that not too many other people will either – and Microsoft knows it.

Kudos to Shell Oil Company for finding a way to make pumping gas into my car even more f-ing annoying than it ever was before. The Shell near my home has recently ‘upgraded’ its pumps to the new, Jetsons-era gas pumps with video screens.

Have we really become such a weak-minded, superficial society? What has happened to man? Have we gone through countless ages of evolutionary advancement only to reach this feeble existence?

Why are you punishing me so? Why have you foresaken the gmail servers – casting them from your midst?

Text messages serve only one true, divine purpose. The only value in texting is to communicate when you shouldn’t be communicating.