Wasted Carbon

Holy Crap! The Gates on ABC is an unpolished turd. If you took an uppity-version of Desperate Housewives, added a dash of CSI, and a sprinkle of Twilight, put it all in a blender, you, like ABC, could serve-up an equally shitty TV show. It’s the kind of show that has you eagerly anticipating commercial breaks.

For the next few hours I rode all around through various suburban areas. I initiated the motorcycle wave with nearly every biker I saw.

Anyway, I really want one so I can do the motorcycle wave to other riders as they pass (but dear god, I would never wave to some low-life on a crotch-rocket). You know THE wave, right?

I hate Dave Matthews Band. I am, however, conflicted as to why this is. I’m close to working it out… I have compiled the following equation in attempts to properly quantify my hatred for him:
Obnoxious, faggy, elevator, whitebread music + over-the-top obnoxious, dork fans = source of my hatred for [...]

Twice. Two friggin’ times in my life has an ex-girlfriend come back. I have had more than two girlfriends in my life, but the only two that ever left that I wanted to return did. So for me, I got the ex back 100% of the time. How did I achieve this record of pure-perfection? I didn’t do a damn thing. I waited.

Facebook privacy problems… hmm. Let’s ponder this…

Are Facebook’s privacy issues really their fault? Or, is the fault really one shared with nearly 400 million dumbass users?
I should state, as I have in the past, you won’t find me on Facebook. Why not? Because it is one HUGE short-bus [...]

The internet, known to some as the world wide web, will be turned off at midnight, December 31, 2009.

Have you heard of popazit.com (I’m warning you now, I stopped looking at the site 10 minutes ago and I’m still on the verge of vomiting, so visit at your own risk)?

The following is a list of the best rock albums released between 1990 and 1999.

Ever wonder who would support this child rapist, pedophile, pervert, piece of crap? Here’s a list of Hollywood scum-bags that have signed a petition calling for the release of Roman Polanski.