Economic Recovery – 12 New Jobs Created!

Thanks to Obama and the billions of dollars dumped into the Economic Recovery and Reinvestment Act, soon everyone will be working again! Yippie! How do I know? It has finally hit home for me. I have seen the effects in my community…
You see, as I drove through my [...]

Obama Post-Presidency – 7 Predictions

We all know that the bag-of-wind Barack Obama will NEVER be re-elected to a second term as President of this great nation, but what will he do once his ass gets booted from the Whitehouse? Here are some of my predictions…
1. Obama will become a talk show host and continue to soak-up the [...]

Guns for Chicago! POW-POW-POW!

Hey, Hey! If you live in Chicago, it’s time to shoot your guns in the air like you just don’t care!

The Official U.S. Language – Mandarin or Cantonese?

As our nation continues to hop along like a three-legged, neutered toy poodle, I can’t help but think of the glory days… Remember the days when we were a super-power nation? That was something huh? We were strong, somewhat unified, and respected – feared even. Ahhh…

What a fucking nightmare [...]

New “Grads-For-Grand-Dads” Employment Stimulus

Anything is possible when you have a Nobel Peace Prize-Winning visionairy as a President.

Welcome Gitmo Prisoners! – House of Reps Opens The Door

The House has opened it’s welcoming arms to terrorists, murders, and scum of the earth and we’re all paying them to do it! Don’t it feel great?!

Obama Nobel Peace Prize – WTF?

Giving Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is not only unacceptable, it completely negates the value and validity of the prize itself. Apparently anyone with seemingly good intentions can get one of these Cracker-Jack prizes now.

Secure The US-Mexico Border – No Fence Needed

I have a plan to secure the border and stop the influx of illegal aliens.

No Chicago Olympics – Too Bad, Soo Sad

Appearently Jesus Christ (er, Barack Obama) himself couldn’t sway they Olympic Committee. Chicago is no longer in the running to host the Olympics.

Barack Obama Not Interested in Terror Victory

Barack Obama not interested in war on terror victory.