Wasted Carbon

Thanks to Obama and the billions of dollars dumped into the Economic Recovery and Reinvestment Act, soon everyone will be working again! Yippie! How do I know? It has finally hit home for me. I have seen the effects in my community…
You see, as I drove through my [...]

You know what pisses me off? Ultimatum’s piss me off. An ultimatum is nothing more than a stupid shit-test. When you are given an ultimatum, it is nothing more than a stab at your confidence.

For the next few hours I rode all around through various suburban areas. I initiated the motorcycle wave with nearly every biker I saw.

Anyway, I really want one so I can do the motorcycle wave to other riders as they pass (but dear god, I would never wave to some low-life on a crotch-rocket). You know THE wave, right?

It’s taken me some time to come to this realization, but marriage, today, is a stupid-bad thing. Love is, and always has been, a choice. Do we know what marriage is? Do we even know what love really is anymore? It’s sometimes referred to as true-love or real-love or soul-mates, [...]

I had a strict Christian upbringing (Catholic), but clearly it didn’t take. Now, as I get older, each and every day I find religion to be more and more loathsome. I’m not an Athiest; I do believe in god in some form (mostly as that moment just prior to the big bang – [...]

It started at work today. It’s not some new idea or feeling, but is altogether too familiar to me.
I sometimes wonder if the dipshits I work with have any clue whatsoever… They truly are like mindless ants scurrying about hunting for morsels of congratulatory banter from bigger, even more mindless dipshits. [...]

Have we really become such a weak-minded, superficial society? What has happened to man? Have we gone through countless ages of evolutionary advancement only to reach this feeble existence?

The vast majority of Facebook users are just voyeurs peeking in the windows of past acquaintance’s lives. How safe it is to click a little button reading “Add Friend” when you wouldn’t dare pick up the phone to call that person.

If you recognize any of these behaviors in this top ten list, you have probably gone way too corporate and are beyond repair.