Wasted Carbon

Maybe with the Olympics off the radar, Chicago officials can put their focus back on a more prominent issue.

I have a plan to secure the border and stop the influx of illegal aliens.

Barack Obama not interested in war on terror victory.

God bless Poland and the Polish people! It’s good to see that someone is making things very, very, very, very, very touch on pedophile maggots.

It’s not too often that people ever get to see the chupacabra, but we’ve not only seen it, we have the photos to prove its existence!

Of all the highlights in Ted Kennedy’s life, there is one glaringly obvious one that has been overlooked in all of today’s media hoopla about his death.

In New York City, a 10-year-old girl was fined and ticketed for selling lemonade on a hot day in the park. She did not have the required permit.

It seems that Illinois’ new (so-far-seemingly-non-corrupt) Governor, Pat Quinn, is looking out for kids in the Land of Lincoln. The use of social networking sites like Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter by registers sex offenders will be a felony in Illinois as of Jan 1, 2010.

Wheaton College Ranked Second Most Sober School in Nation – I wonder who the group of little drunks are that screwed Wheaton College out of the highly-esteemed #1 spot (currently held by Brigham Young University – big surprise).