Guns for Chicago! POW-POW-POW!

Hey, Hey! If you live in Chicago, it’s time to shoot your guns in the air like you just don’t care!

Killing In The Name – God’s Scoreboard

I had a strict Christian upbringing (Catholic), but clearly it didn’t take. Now, as I get older, each and every day I find religion to be more and more loathsome. I’m not an Athiest; I do believe in god in some form (mostly as that moment just prior to the big bang – [...]

Ron Jeremy to Stop Gulf Oil Leak – BREAKING NEWS!

At a loss as to how to stop the oil leak plaguing the Gulf of Mexico, BP executives in concert with the U.S. government have devised a whopper of a plan. The plan, code named “Project Brown-Eye,” was brought to BP executives by senior-level members of the office mail room.

The Official U.S. Language – Mandarin or Cantonese?

As our nation continues to hop along like a three-legged, neutered toy poodle, I can’t help but think of the glory days… Remember the days when we were a super-power nation? That was something huh? We were strong, somewhat unified, and respected – feared even. Ahhh…

What a fucking nightmare [...]

Facebook Wants Your Soul – Privacy Issues Really?

Facebook privacy problems… hmm. Let’s ponder this…

Are Facebook’s privacy issues really their fault? Or, is the fault really one shared with nearly 400 million dumbass users?
I should state, as I have in the past, you won’t find me on Facebook. Why not? Because it is one HUGE short-bus [...]

Iceland’s Goddamn Volcanic Ash

Clearly, Iceland is just trying to flex it’s muscle with this latest ‘volcanic eruption’. Bullshit volcanic eruption! Who the hell do you think we are Iceland? A goddamn bunch of retards?
At least President Bush would have launched a full-scale attack against this hostile nation and their weapon-of-mass-eruption. Obama?! [...]

Pilots Miss Minneapolis Airport – OOPS!

The pilots stated that they were in a heated conversation about airline policy and simply had been distracted.

Richard Heene – Balloon Boy Charges Pending

In hindsight, the Air Force should have sent up a couple of F16’s to obliterate the potential threat of an unresponsive aircraft heading towards a major metropolitan area. Falcon’s wings should have been clipped.

Balloon Boy Big Bag-o-Bull$hit

I think it’s pretty damn funny that kid’s name is “Falcon.” Seriously? I can’t help but feel like I’ve been duped (again). God am I stupid. This whole story smells pretty rotten to me.

Welcome Gitmo Prisoners! – House of Reps Opens The Door

The House has opened it’s welcoming arms to terrorists, murders, and scum of the earth and we’re all paying them to do it! Don’t it feel great?!