Wasted Carbon

It’s been some very crazy times for the real estate market, and if you’ve recently had the unfortunate experience of attempting to purchase a foreclosure property (as I have), you may enjoy this.

Why are you punishing me so? Why have you foresaken the gmail servers – casting them from your midst?

WastedCarbon.com has obtained a copy of the Obama administration’s latest methods to extract information from detainees and enemy combatants. Some of these techniques are not for the faint-of-heart. Please remember, these people are our enemies and the information they may have could save American lives.

Wasted Carbon has gained exclusive access to Kim Jung Il’s private Twitter updates. These tweets were posted just two days ago and give an unprecedented view into the life of this reclusive nation’s leader.

In New York City, a 10-year-old girl was fined and ticketed for selling lemonade on a hot day in the park. She did not have the required permit.

The vast majority of Facebook users are just voyeurs peeking in the windows of past acquaintance’s lives. How safe it is to click a little button reading “Add Friend” when you wouldn’t dare pick up the phone to call that person.