You know what pisses me off? Ultimatum’s piss me off. An ultimatum is nothing more than a stupid shit-test. When you are given an ultimatum, it is nothing more than a stab at your confidence.
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You know what pisses me off? Ultimatum’s piss me off. An ultimatum is nothing more than a stupid shit-test. When you are given an ultimatum, it is nothing more than a stab at your confidence. Anyway, I really want one so I can do the motorcycle wave to other riders as they pass (but dear god, I would never wave to some low-life on a crotch-rocket). You know THE wave, right? Be the first to see our collection of exclusive photos of Lindsay Lohan behind bars! Whoa! These LiLo pics will blow your mind! At a loss as to how to stop the oil leak plaguing the Gulf of Mexico, BP executives in concert with the U.S. government have devised a whopper of a plan. The plan, code named “Project Brown-Eye,” was brought to BP executives by senior-level members of the office mail room. Clearly, Iceland is just trying to flex it’s muscle with this latest ‘volcanic eruption’. Bullshit volcanic eruption! Who the hell do you think we are Iceland? A goddamn bunch of retards? The internet, known to some as the world wide web, will be turned off at midnight, December 31, 2009. If you have never seen Maddox’s “I Am Better Than Your Kids,” then you have not seen the funniest thing ever created on the internet. New research indicates that it was not a catastrophic event that erased the dinosaurs. It was, in fact, their inability to adapt to a green way of life and the standards laid out in the Kyoto Protocol. Ever notice how dogs have an uncanny ability to know who the bad seeds are? Check out this dog who will not take treats (carrots) from Barack Obama, but will from anyone else. It’s been some very crazy times for the real estate market, and if you’ve recently had the unfortunate experience of attempting to purchase a foreclosure property (as I have), you may enjoy this. |
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