The internet, known to some as the world wide web, will be turned off at midnight, December 31, 2009.
Posts under ‘Humor’
The Funniest Webpage Ever Created
If you have never seen Maddox’s “I Am Better Than Your Kids,” then you have not seen the funniest thing ever created on the internet.
Go Green Or Go The Way of The Dinosaurs
New research indicates that it was not a catastrophic event that erased the dinosaurs. It was, in fact, their inability to adapt to a green way of life and the standards laid out in the Kyoto Protocol.
Open Letter to God – Gmail is Down, Oh Misery
Why are you punishing me so? Why have you foresaken the gmail servers – casting them from your midst?
Obama Administration’s Top 10 Tactics to Squeeze Information From Detainees
WastedCarbon.com has obtained a copy of the Obama administration’s latest methods to extract information from detainees and enemy combatants. Some of these techniques are not for the faint-of-heart. Please remember, these people are our enemies and the information they may have could save American lives.
Kim Jung Il’s Private Twitter Updates
Wasted Carbon has gained exclusive access to Kim Jung Il’s private Twitter updates. These tweets were posted just two days ago and give an unprecedented view into the life of this reclusive nation’s leader.
10-Year Old Fined for Lemonade Stand in New York
In New York City, a 10-year-old girl was fined and ticketed for selling lemonade on a hot day in the park. She did not have the required permit.
Why You Won’t Find Me On Facebook
The vast majority of Facebook users are just voyeurs peeking in the windows of past acquaintance’s lives. How safe it is to click a little button reading “Add Friend” when you wouldn’t dare pick up the phone to call that person.
