Wasted Carbon

I have a plan to secure the border and stop the influx of illegal aliens.

Here’s the Photoshop photo of Hugo Chavez. I think it captures his true essence.

Kudos to Shell Oil Company for finding a way to make pumping gas into my car even more f-ing annoying than it ever was before. The Shell near my home has recently ‘upgraded’ its pumps to the new, Jetsons-era gas pumps with video screens.

It’s been some very crazy times for the real estate market, and if you’ve recently had the unfortunate experience of attempting to purchase a foreclosure property (as I have), you may enjoy this.

Have we really become such a weak-minded, superficial society? What has happened to man? Have we gone through countless ages of evolutionary advancement only to reach this feeble existence?

I drove past a recently shuttered GM dealership near my home… I can’t say I’m disappointed.