Wasted Carbon

You know what pisses me off? Ultimatum’s piss me off. An ultimatum is nothing more than a stupid shit-test. When you are given an ultimatum, it is nothing more than a stab at your confidence.

For the next few hours I rode all around through various suburban areas. I initiated the motorcycle wave with nearly every biker I saw.

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Perhaps in a previous life I was even more of an asshole than I am now, and I am paying for those sins each day. There are so many troubling things about my day job.

Happy Fourth of July to all. Perhaps some day soon we can again gain our independence from the loons who have taken over D.C.
America is still the greatest nation on earth. Bless the country!
Try not to blow off any limbs. Enjoy

It started at work today. It’s not some new idea or feeling, but is altogether too familiar to me.
I sometimes wonder if the dipshits I work with have any clue whatsoever… They truly are like mindless ants scurrying about hunting for morsels of congratulatory banter from bigger, even more mindless dipshits. [...]

I have a plan to secure the border and stop the influx of illegal aliens.

Here’s the Photoshop photo of Hugo Chavez. I think it captures his true essence.

Kudos to Shell Oil Company for finding a way to make pumping gas into my car even more f-ing annoying than it ever was before. The Shell near my home has recently ‘upgraded’ its pumps to the new, Jetsons-era gas pumps with video screens.

It’s been some very crazy times for the real estate market, and if you’ve recently had the unfortunate experience of attempting to purchase a foreclosure property (as I have), you may enjoy this.