Wasted Carbon

We will return once again to the basic, elemental, particulate, minuscule molecule. All of us. All of our input and output equally serving, and in time, little more than wasted carbon.

Thanks to Obama and the billions of dollars dumped into the Economic Recovery and Reinvestment Act, soon everyone will be working again! Yippie! How do I know? It has finally hit home for me. I have seen the effects in my community…
You see, as I drove through my [...]

What cosmic twist of fate has placed me in my current residence? I have a Baptist Minister living with his family to my right and a Methodist Minister living accross the street… It sounds like the beginning of a good joke, but alas, ’tis no joke at all.
I swear [...]

You know what pisses me off? Ultimatum’s piss me off. An ultimatum is nothing more than a stupid shit-test. When you are given an ultimatum, it is nothing more than a stab at your confidence.

Holy Crap! The Gates on ABC is an unpolished turd. If you took an uppity-version of Desperate Housewives, added a dash of CSI, and a sprinkle of Twilight, put it all in a blender, you, like ABC, could serve-up an equally shitty TV show. It’s the kind of show that has you eagerly anticipating commercial breaks.

For the next few hours I rode all around through various suburban areas. I initiated the motorcycle wave with nearly every biker I saw.

Anyway, I really want one so I can do the motorcycle wave to other riders as they pass (but dear god, I would never wave to some low-life on a crotch-rocket). You know THE wave, right?

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Perhaps in a previous life I was even more of an asshole than I am now, and I am paying for those sins each day. There are so many troubling things about my day job.

I hate Dave Matthews Band. I am, however, conflicted as to why this is. I’m close to working it out… I have compiled the following equation in attempts to properly quantify my hatred for him:
Obnoxious, faggy, elevator, whitebread music + over-the-top obnoxious, dork fans = source of my hatred for [...]