Obama Post-Presidency – 7 Predictions
We all know that the bag-of-wind Barack Obama will NEVER be re-elected to a second term as President of this great nation, but what will he do once his ass gets booted from the Whitehouse? Here are some of my predictions…
1. Obama will become a talk show host and continue to soak-up the adjulation of the ignorant teenie-boppers who elected him. His show, in its prime, may beat out Maury Povich’s.
2. Obama will write another self-stroking memoir, “How I Scammed a Nation,” that will be purchased and adored by the few hold-outs still too stupid to see that he is, in fact, useless.
3. He will attend services led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright and once again openly embrace his disgust for freedom and democracy.
4. Six-months post-presidency, he will be known as the go-to-guy at Ralph’s All-Tune and Lube.
5. In keeping with his end of the deal, he will become Oprah Winfrey’s personal towel-bitch for 4 years. He will have to pay extra-special attention to her oh-so-meaty calves.
6. He will try to get a job as a Wal-Mart Greeter, the only good job remaining for Americans, and will be turned down do to lack of experience.
7. He will peal off his flesh-suit, thus revealing to the world that he is, in fact, the anti-Christ, devil-incarnate.
