Wasted Carbon

We all know that the bag-of-wind Barack Obama will NEVER be re-elected to a second term as President of this great nation, but what will he do once his ass gets booted from the Whitehouse? Here are some of my predictions…
1. Obama will become a talk show host and continue to soak-up the [...]

Hey, Hey! If you live in Chicago, it’s time to shoot your guns in the air like you just don’t care!

As I shed yet another day from my life’s calendar, I grow increasingly convinced that if God actually exists, he thinks most people are total idiots. You see, more and more, I can’t help but believe that 99% of my Catholic upbringing is based on bullshit. I don’t write that to imply [...]

It’s taken me some time to come to this realization, but marriage, today, is a stupid-bad thing. Love is, and always has been, a choice. Do we know what marriage is? Do we even know what love really is anymore? It’s sometimes referred to as true-love or real-love or soul-mates, [...]