Wasted Carbon

What is going on?!! Obama?  The Nobel Peace Prize?!  Seriously! It’s not only the U.S., but it seems the whole world is kissing this man’s ass.  I’m just as shocked as the rest of you that Barack Obama has won a Nobel Peace Prize! What a damned joke. What is wrong with this country?! What is wrong with the world?!

Why the hell haven’t I won a Nobel Prize yet?! I want the world to be happy and safe and fun and for every child to have their own Teacup piglet… So why not me? Why not that nappy-headed, hippy chick that sat next to me in college who wanted to personally walk representatives from Hamas and Israel to the conference table? DEAR GOD!!

Giving Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is not only unacceptable, it completely negates the value and validity of the prize itself. Apparently anyone with seemingly good intentions can get one of these Cracker-Jack prizes now. When did action and results become a thing of the past? This man has absolutely nothing to show that he has earned the award. Why does the world pander and cater to this historically lousy President?

This country continues to fall apart at the seams and this cardboard-cut-out President wins awards. The only award he should get is the “Holy-Shit-We-Have-An-Under-Qualified-Articulate-Hack-In-The-Whitehouse” award. The organizers of this lackluster award should be whole-heartedly ashamed of themselves. It is not possible to put into words the level of disgust and dismay I have right now.

We are dealing with the biggest cult-of-personality since Adolf Hitler. At least Hitler’s adoration was mostly contained within the borders of Germany, but not so for the Obama-Christ. His glitter is being sprinkled throughout the entire world, and this should scare the hell out of us.