18 Year Old Punches and Robs 14 and 11 Year Olds
What the hell is wrong with the youth in Chicago lately? It was just last week that a group of low-lifes beat a decent kid to death. Maybe with the Olympics off the radar, Chicago officials can put their focus back on a more prominent issue.
This was sent to me by a friend and I felt it was worth a dishonorable mention: Teen charged with robbing 2 kids in Gresham
18-year-old Alvin Woodard and another scum-bag punched a 14-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy then made off with their cellphone and money. Alvin, Alvin, Alvin. (Just what the hell do you think Simon and Theodore are going to think about this? Sorry, I really shouldn’t make Chipmunk references now.)
Obviously Alvin has been raised without a father. How do I know this? A father would have made it very clear that you never hit girls (especially 14-year-old girls). The fear of a father ever finding out that you hit a girl would be deterrent enough to never commit such a despicable crime in the first place. If Alvin had a father, he’d have been dead before the cops ever got to him.
Remember that name, Alvin Woodard. I’m sure we’ll be seeing his name in the police blotter again in the future. Coward. Wiesel. Alvin Woodard.
