Barack Obama Speech to School Children on Education

You may have heard about the controversy surrounding Barack Obama’s education speech to the school children of this nation. While Democrats are stating that this is just a simple “stay in school” type message, many Republicans have a different interpretation of the coming speech.

Some folks in the Republican Party believe that Barack Obama will use this speech for political gain or to attempt to indoctrinate the youth of America. After hearing of the vast amount of parents who are disallowing their children to watch the speech, I thought I’d try to get to the bottom of this so called “education speech.” To do so, I knew I had to get a script of the speech.

With the help of a friend-of-a-friend-who-has-a-hacker-friend, I was able to get some of the speech’s content. Here is what I was able to obtain:

Good morning children. Many of you may already know me. I am your President, Barack Obama.

I was once just like you, a stupid, worthless, little mess of a human. It is because of education (and some very effective marketing) that I was able to rise above my feeble youth and become your President. Children, I am here today to show you a better way. Follow me children. I am the only one who loves you and cares for you. Your parents don’t really care about you one bit, but I do.

I want to talk to you about education. Actually, I’d like to talk to you about re-education…

It was at this point that the Secret Service intercepted our secure link into the White House’s speech database. I think the Republicans may be on to something. Stay tuned…