Chupacabra Caught and We’ve Got The Photo!
Wasted Carbon Breaking News!
Holy jumpin’ jackaroo… It’s not too often that people ever get to see the chupacabra, but we’ve not only seen it, we have the photos to prove its existence! This is no longer some crazy, whacked-out, bullshit legend!
First, I must warn you that this is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Try for a moment to imagine the most fear-instilling memory you can drum-up. Do it now… Got it? Okay, now imagine this horrible, awful memory taking the form of a living creature. Now, multiply the ugliness of that form by 1000 and you may begin to understand the ugliness of this gastly beast known as the chupacabra.
Below is the photo captured of the chupacabra in its natural environment. This picture was taken head on… Again, before I continue, it would be best to NOT view this image while children are anywhere nearby; you will certainly fuel some heavy-duty nightmares for a long time to come should they even catch a glimpse of the chupacabra.
Okay. Enough build-up.
It is time. Take a deep breath.
Proceed at your own risk. It is nasty.
The photo is below…
Nancy Pelosi is the chupacabra.
