Wheaton College Ranked Second Most Sober School in Nation
This is a fun little headline coming out of Wheaton, Illinois. The full story can be read here: http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=309949
I wonder who the group of little drunks are that screwed Wheaton College out of the highly-esteemed #1 spot (currently held by Brigham Young University – big surprise). You should be ashamed of yourselves!
Incidentally, the Daily Herald articles fails to mention that the top 10 most sober universities in the nation are also on the top 10 list of “Most Dorky, Pretentious Universities in the Nation.”
